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"Meat actually has a sturdier life than cheese does. You have to use kid gloves to bring cheese in [from abroad]."
"We've always believed that, as a whole, it's best to promote all cheese, not just imported cheese."
--Michele Buster of Forever Cheese on Straight, No Chaser
"The truth is, the stuff that we import is the most precious and unforgettable food items you could possibly want to get your hands on as an American."
"The [FDA] makes us destroy things with simple labeling errors, not because there was anything wrong with the food. Then they charge you to destroy it! It's big-mamma government just waltzing around, sitting on everybody's face and I've had it up to here with it."
--Steve Jenkins of Fairway Market on Straight, No Chaser