136. Fear No Food!
135. The Raw and the Burnt
134. Tales of Foodiness Fishiness
133. Body-Snatchers in my Box
132. Can it GET any more sarcastic around here today?
131. We are (Foodiness) Stardust
130. It’s happy hour in the fallout shelter! Well, as happy as a trio of curmudgeons can get…
129. And So I Shall Go Forth, and Seek Out My Perfect Snack
128. Nobody Down Here But Me and My Nuts
127. Over-Under ‪#‎Foodiness‬ in America
126. Little House of Foodiness Hyperspin on the Prairie
125. Breast Milk – Now in Our New, Lactoccino!
124. Why Aren’t Baby Carrots Actually Shaped Like Babies?
123. Watch Out For Salty Man Holes
122. What Color is Your Foodiness Parachute
121. Eat Some Dirt, America!
120. Forget the Quinoa, I’m Eating a Bowl of Pebbles for Breakfast Now
119. Just Because I’m a Chef, How Would I Know What’s in a Cotton-Candy Latte?
118. That Not-So-Fresh Feeling is REAL
117. The Year in Foodiness
116. I have a bone to pick with you
115. Sometimes..All I Need is the Air That I Breathe…and a Plain Yogurt
114. And Lisa says…But we’re in Idaho, just go dig one up!
113. So This Cricket Walks Into a Bar…
112. Introducing…Blurred Lines flavored yogurt! Brought to you by Foodiness, Inc. with additional lyrics by Robin Thicke
111. Smell This!
110. A is for Apple, J is for Junk
109. Smells Like Pumpkin Spice Flavored Pumpkin Spice. Again
108. Eggplant is the Teddy Roosevelt of Vegetables
107. Rage, Rage Against the Dying of Fish
106. Wanted: For Foodiness Crimes Against Their Families
105. And if it’s not made from cream, which comes from milk, which comes from a nipple, it’s not butter, either!
104. And Robin says, “If it doesn’t come from a nipple, it’s not milk!”
103. A Collective Identity Crisis Is No Excuse for #Foodiness Crimes Against Nature
102. Berries and the Bullsh*t
101. Big Brother Is Watching … From Sleepaway Camp in New Hampshire
100. Lil Baby LGR Turns 100 and Still Doesn’t Eat Sh*t
99. New Bold Funfetti is Neither Funner nor Fettier… please discuss
98. Old Fruit is Better Than NO Fruit
97. “And Mel Says, It’s Because You’re Slow As Poop!”
96. Trending Now: Windex Flavored Drinks, Taco Bell Fesses Up & Birthday Cake Flavored Muddy Buddy Puppy Chow Chex Mix
95. Knowledge Isn’t Necessarily Power
94. Who’s Been Feeding Eggs to the Cadbury Bunny?
93. I can’t make up my mind because I’m having an ice-cream-flavored-iced-coffee headache
92. I Was a Child Cheeze Doodle Addict
91. If You Have Time to Listen to This, You Have Time to Make Popcorn
90. The Lunatics Have Taken Over the Bacteria Asylum
89. I’m Mad As Hell About Foodiness and I’m Not Gonna Take It Anymore!
88. Now Is the Grilled Chicken Salad Winter of Our Discontent
87. If your Valentine gives you a cookie-dough-filled heart-shaped donut, its time to reevaluate your relationship.
86. The first annual Golden Uncrustable Awards for Foodiness Atrocities in Cereal
85. If It’s An Ingredient In Your Shoes, It Shouldn’t Be An Ingredient In Your Sandwich
84. If pizza takes any more abuse, it’ll need a case worker
83. GMO’s Shmee-M-O’s. You shouldn’t be eating Cheerios anyway!
82. Your Mom Is a Liar, But It’s Not All Her Fault
81. Homemade Christmas Cookies made from crushed up cookies rolled in canned frosting and then coated in other crushed up cookies
80. Leftovers & Extreme Flavoring
79. If IHOP Gets Lower Than Jelly-Doughnut Pancakes I’ll Drink A Bottle Of Waffle Flavored Vodka.
78. If You’re Still Eating Low-Fat, We’re Sending You Back to Cuba
77. Vodka Doesn’t Taste Like Birthday Cake Either
76. Biting Into A Pumpkin Spice Flavored Halloween Hershey’s Kiss Is Worse Than Biting Into A Razor Blade
75. Life, Death, & Foodiness
74. Chicken Nuggets & Forcemeats
73. Eating Seasonal Is A Lifestyle Choice, Like Being Gay Or Watching PBS
72. Erica Gets Rid Of All The “Negativity” In Her Life 2nd Anniversary Special
71. You Can’t Have A Proustian Fruit Moment With A Pouch of Squeezy-Fruit Either
70. Be Into Amway or Est, Not Juicing
69. You Can’t Beat Meat
68. Trending Now: Buzz Aldrin Admits Tang Sucks, Soylent Corp. Is Not Ironic, and Pepsi-Free Pepsi
67. Snapple Is To Tea What BP Is To The Gulf
66. If You’re Drinking Girl Scout Cookie-Flavored Coffee, It’s Time for Some Serious Self-Examination
65. You Can Buy Frozen Food And Still Be The Right Kind Of People
64. Trending Now: Cancer Walks Sponsored By Cancer Water, Zero-Calorie Snoozberry-Flavored Water That Puts You To Sleep And Probably Also Causes Cancer, And M&M-Flavored; Real Honey
63. If You’re Still Consuming Diet, Lite, Zero or “Healthy” Anything, You Obviously Haven’t Listened To A Word I’ve Said
62. This Is A Dramatization Of My TEDx Talk
61. Cereal is the Devil’s Work
60. Trending Now: Edible Consumers, Chicken That Makes You Gay, And $18 Artisanal… in Cleveland!
59. If You Think Chewing Energy Gum Will Help You Rock Climb, You Deserve To Fall
58. Edible Ads are the Toilet Babies of Food
57. Trending Now: Bloody Butchers, Severed Pig’s Feet, and Microwavable Lasagna Tainted with Meat
56. 7-Eleven Is To The East Village What Pringles Are To Potatoes
55. If Your Nutritionist Just Bought A Cadillac Escalade, You Might Want To Consider Switching
54. Jews Don’t Control the Media, Foodiness Does
53. Omega 3’s Come From Fish, Not Cookies
52. The End Is Near (Again) And You Better Get Used To Eating People And Protein Bars
51. Foodiness Reeducation Camp, Part 2
50. Foodiness Reeducation Camp, Part 1
49. Thanksgiving is Fake Enough Without Eating Tofu Turkey
48. Christopher Howell of Cain Vineyard & Winery
47. Organic Avenue Is The Raw Food 7-11
46. If Diets Worked Kirstie Alley Would Stay Thin
45. Coffee Aroma From the Can Is As Natural As New-Car Smell
44. His And Her’s Are For Hassidic Weddings and Antiperspirant
43. I Told You Show
42. Freedom Fries Ain’t Free
41. Friends Don’t Let Friends Grill Tofu Hot Dogs on Labor Day
40. You Can’t Have Your Cheesecake-Flavored Yogurt and Eat It, Too
39. Choosy “Mommies” Don’t Choose Jif
38. You Can’t Have a Proustian Fruit Moment with a Grape Gummy
37. Eat Chicken, Not Fingers
36. Ketchup is OK, It’s Finding Something to Put It on That’s the Problem
35. Believe in Butter
34. The End is Near…What’s for Dinner?
33. Super Foods Are Super F*ed Up
32. Veggie Puffs are Turning us Into Vegetables
31. Ignorance is Bliss…Until You Get Diabetes
30. Vitamins Come From Food, Not Gummies
29. You Are What Your Fish Ate
28. Eat Pizza for Breakfast, Not Pop-Tarts
27. If You Want to Be Thin & Not Get Cancer, Eat Real Food
126. There’s No Glory in Your Whole Grain
25. You’re Being Infantilized by Fiber Bars
24. Performance Doesn’t Come in a Bottle
23. They Don’t Sell Food at 7-11
22. Big Foodiness Gets Occupied
21. Food is Already Smart
20. Feed Your Kids Cheese, Not String
19. The Replacements
18. Garden Burgers Don’t Come From Gardens
17. Bacon Doesn’t Come From Turkeys
16. Vodka Doesn’t Taste Like Cupcakes
15. If It’s As Sweet As Candy, It Is
14. Marion Nestle
13. Soup Doesn’t Come From Cans
12. Food Is Supposed to Go Bad
11. If It Comes In Bottle Don’t Drink It
10. We’re Meant To Eat Meat
9. Eat Fruit, Not ‘Fruit’ Bars
8. Veggie Packing Peanuts
7. There’s No Such Thing As Whole Grain Cap’n Crunch
6. Non Organic Milk = Gonads Gone Wild
5. Cage Free, Schmage Free
4. Meet Your Meat
3. Strawberries In Winter: The Taste of Disappointment
2. An Inconvenient Food
1. Let’s Get Real Premiere